Bye Bye 2009

I don't really need to make a review.

In short, it was a slow-going year with a lot of decision making.

In conclusion, 2009 rocked. Nuff said.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

P.S I won't be writing much until I reach college.

Cheerio

INSOMNIA ALERT

PMR STUDENTS CANNOT SLEEP TONIGHT!

A LOT OF PMR STUDENTS WILL CELEBRATE A RUINED CHRISTMAS!

THEN AGAIN A LOT OF PMR STUDENTS WILL REJOICE!

WHICH CATEGORY DO YOU FALL IN TO?

Cheerio

Liberation

So it has been exactly a week past SPM.

SPM post syndrome is gone. I no longer dream of facts related to subjects for SPM and no longer shout out some random answer for some random question while half asleep.

On the other hand, I wake up very morning/afternoon with a divine feeling that feels so light. Something like your soul being elevated. I call it the liberation of the soul. Now I shall quote David Archuleta, "It's like zero gravity." I had been through 10 years of holidays with the exact same feeling of getting back to school feel lingering from the beginning of the holidays until school reopens. When the time comes, I dread a lot when young and grew to adapt to the monotonous cycle. But, it is different now. That back to school feeling is no longer there. Hence, the liberation of the soul.

Meanwhile, I had been out for the whole week. Some catching up with friends. There is no longer a medium like school to allow this to happen anymore. Ironic and disappointing eh?

Oh, participating in the mass aerobics was kinda retarded. Nevertheless, I will do it again! Coming up next, food trip? And I have a desperate need to go to the beach. Rather unlikely though due to time constraints.

Playing around the piano...

PAPARAZZI MEETS BEAUTIFUL

P.S I need a guitar guru asap! I got basic knowledge of chords and understand theory.

Cheerio

Are we on a crash course?

Ahhh I plan on making a come back video but what the heck, I'm having too tight a schedule to do nonsense lol. So FINALLY some time to pen things out. Pffff

The idea of scouting college a day after SPM was kinda stupid. That place made me feel so tensed up that I was practically in knots from the tip of my hair to my toes. For those of you who think college is a breeze and it opens new horizons to freedom and joy, well you are not wrong. But it only applies to people who go there with an intention of going wild like what you see in the movies-as they know it, college life.

Aspiring to be in the medical field, it will be another 18 months of teeth grinding sessions and I can tell this will be one of the toughest hurdle, possibly in life because we are talking about MEDICINE. It is very depressing to find out that spm is just over and in about 3 weeks time I'm off at some random room picking up hair in the toilet of which I will be sharing with some stranger. (My landlord who himself is a doctor is very particular when it comes to cleanliness) Failing to pick up hair will probably make me lose a very lucrative place to stay! No joke.

So I had been thinking 18 months is very short, look at how SPM is over now. However, it is very disturbing to also think that we are all on a rush to complete things that we miss out little things. People call it a fast life, we're on a crash course. That was why I never looked forward for SPM to be over. Strive your utmost and hope for the best possible outcome. Nuff said.

I quote my friend saying that Subang is not a place for you to live, it is what you have to put up with. Like it or not, you have no choice but to stay there.

Why don't go Trinity, England?

Sorry, 1 house for the same pre-u I can get here? No thanks.

I have a very fortunate long lost kindegarten mate who will be doing his A-levels in Bellerbys College, England though. That's cool.
On the other hand, less than 10 universities in Australia are accepting a direct entry for a bachelor of medicine and bachelor of surgery and there is a cap of only 20 places. Doing an Australian Foundation or SAM will require a ridiculous Tertiary Entrance Rank (TER) of 99.5% to secure a place. You know how to get that? Scoring 99.5 for every subject. There are people out there achieving this score though. Not necessarily impossible. However putting cash and time on the table besides refined intellectual capabilities and momentous effort are definitely not worth the risk. Having said this, I turned down a 50% scholarship from Bradford College, Australia. No choice.

The way it is going, I really cannot imagine whether it is possible for people to be getting a place for medicine in say 5-10 years from now. So people will be saying, that doctors would be rich in the future. Put up with the hefty cost foremost and indulge in your wealth later on. Well, that is not absolutely true. Stable secure income-YES, Fcking rich until you have 100 dollar notes the size of Mount Everest when you pile them up-HELL NO

You will not believe how many degrading medical practioners out there doing shit loads of immoral things just to fork in an extra dollar. Well maybe not a dollar. Nevertheless it carries the same meaning. They earn their bread and butter out of people's suffering. More sick people = more cash. 2 minutes consultation with an overpriced tag. Kudos/Cheers
It is one sad world I tell you.

This could go on forever. That is about enough of the future. I'm glad that all college affairs had been painstakingly settled right now and I have at least a month of whacked up activities to do. Contrary to the NORM where they lead their boring lives by celebrating, partying and doing the same old routine they call youth civilization. I differ from the rest. Right now, I have a dozen of bees in my bonnet. Eagerly waiting to be released.

How about a little spoiler? Group Taichi in Polo Ground? Joining MASS aerobics in Polo Ground with random uncles and aunties? Whoa!

On a really sad note, I don't have access to a piano in college. I had been tickling the ivories for more than a decade. I cannot imagine not having the company of one. I WILL HAVE TO RELY ON THE VIOLIN! WTF lol

I CANNOT UPLOAD A VIDEO WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
I WILL TRY TOMORROW!
STUPID THING!

P.S I locked Calvin outside the safe room when he had 1 health and he was pinned by a charger. He suffered a heart attack on the spot. EPIC! LOL LOL LOL

Cheerio

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IT IS TIME TO:

PAINT THE TOWN RED

BURN THE ROOF

AND DO IT AGAIN!!!!

This post is so cheap, it bears no quality.
Such a shame.
Anticipate a formal come back soon...
Have to deal with college stuff

Cheerio

The decisive battle of A LONG WAR

The time has come, the moment of truth is here...

Tubes and tubes of ink will fall.

Erasers will be reduced to nothing but dust.

Floors will be bombarded with scrunched paper.

And come a time humanity will come to an end.

But the end is not today or anytime soon.

For today as well as the following 4 weeks will be days of determination and hope.

All for the sake of humanity to thrive and emerge victorious in this war.



I WILL GO



I WILL SEE



AND I WILL ULTIMATELY CONQUER

ALL THE BEST!

Cheerio

MUSANG

DARYL YONG WAI KIT, YOU FAILED YOUR DRIVING TEST ONCE AND LIED? MUSANGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

WEEEEE I WASN'T THE FIRST TO FAIL

I am thus stripped of my position as the KING OF THE BROTHERHOOD and you shall be our righteous leader.

Cheerio

Happy endings

I remembered the time when I was in form 2, there was this BM teacher who never failed to sleep in class. He slept during oral presentations and can could miraculously wake up just in time to say "Bagus! Bagus!" after the presentation. I guess the cue must be "Terima kasih."

Anyway, regardless of essays or novels, he stressed for them to have happy endings and his words were vividly etched in my mind ever since. However, I was very fond of instilling suspense be it in my essays or anything else. I thought happy endings were corny and were too normal that it would bore people to death. Subsequently I only believed happy endings (fake ones) only happens in Disney productions (take note that I am still in disbelieve regarding this matter but that is not the point I am trying to make today)

I finally realised that happy endings are actually CRUCIAL! (in fiction of course, and also in reality but there is no assurance for the latter)

You see, I SPENT 3 days to finish A FREAKING DRAMA! I have never fully completed a drama in my life so far until this one. I knew I put myself into shit the moment I got addicted to it so I came to a conclusion that I have to finish it ASAP so that I can continue to concentrate on studies. And I'm glad I've finished all 37 episodes!!

Getting back to my point, the drama had a hanging ending which usually induces a WTF?! NOOOOO expression on your face and you will be left cursing away at the producers. So basically, my BM teacher's teachings came to light after 3 years and now I know it is within our nature to cherish happy endings.

The drama is aired on 8tv every Monday-Friday at 7 pm. It is called Chinese Paladin 3. Yeah it sounds stupid, retarded and all. Not forgetting the ridiculousness and wrong things stipulated within the series but I have one word for it-captivating.

Ok, so much for seeing the light, got to keep my thoughts straight now, I need that happy ending for my SPM. Haha!

Cheerio

5B Class Party

*EDIT*

PICS STOLEN FROM MC'S BLOG

I guess everyone knows who this guy is already

Recording history

Notice our physics teacher and the pink shirt guy's expressions?

We saw a meteor shower. No, serious

5B 2009
Love you guys!

Contrary to other schools which have an event to commemorate their students graduating, we in ACS do not recognize this norm or rather choose to ignore due to various reasons.

However, I'm glad that my class had a class party without fail almost every year, if not compensated for. Our class was the only one which produced class t-shirts for two consecutive years and we certainly had a night to remember on the 10th of October 2009.

Special thanks to our treasurer Jonathan John and not forgetting the man behind almost everything, Ruel Abbarow.

AWARDS

Built-in speaker: Krizun Loganathan
Muscleman: Leong Siew Fai
Most quiet person: Thong Zhi Sen
Most annoying nuisance: Chan Wei Minh
Pareya of the year: Sukhjit Singh
MCA Board Chairman: Duncan Yau
MIC Board Chairman: Clarence James
Best Lover: Sharmen a/l Sekaran

The phantom proposing to our physics teacher.

Sharmen, I know you read my blog but I have to say that YOU ARE ONE JIWANG ASSHOLE!

Aleh, indian dance. Enjoy

Went over to inet after that, that place sucks ass..

A friend suggested to crash voodoo. Regardless, better not to have alcohol in the system while driving. No one wants to leave so soon.

Cheerio

Status Report

1. Still Alive
2. 8A 1B 1C
3. A+ ----> extra work
4. Time to eat sleep talk BM

5. Bye

Cheerio

If it is a joke, you LAUGH

LMAO!

What a joke!!

But hey, for a bunch of sus domesticus why the hell not?

They will appear to be
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THIS

Bottoms up guys.

This one is definitely worth toasting for.

Cheerio

Education Fair

ATTENTION

Dear 5B students who still happen to read my blog,

Please decide on a date for an education fair to commence in ACS courtesy of Ms. Foo.

The purpose of this fair is to guide you to the best way to achieve your dreams and aspirations as well as to make sure you don't make the wrong choices en route to your respective ambitions.

Kindly cooperate with me in school to ENSURE this education fair actually happens and rest assured it WILL NOT be some kind of junkie not worth your time!

Regards,

Your Monitor

Echo

Upon casted shadows lies vestige of bygones.

I'm appearing for the moment.

There are substances to blog about, but I just hate the way I present content for now.

I require some time to search for the soul that resides within.

Only until then it is the end of the hiatus for me.


By the way, trials was fun!

3 grueling weeks of eraser dusts, ink stains and not forgetting blisters :D

I wonder how answers and questions were circulated days before the exams. Those lucky mustards!

P.S The school site is inaccessible. DAMN IT!

Cheerio☻☺

Kelantan Jamban Tarak

As presumed, the house video did not disappoint me.
The truth is that there are still a lot of Malaysians who dwell in poverty and there is also the issue of the government flying a man to space when some parts of Kelantan aren't equipped with proper basic sanitation. I have a feeling the video touches about the Kampung Buah Pala controversy but it is just an assumption since the reason for the house to be demolished was not mentioned.

I don't get why Yasmin Ahmad or Yasmin Ahmad look-alike stopped as she walked passed the boy and talked to him. Someone please enlighten me.

Anyway the video is the best so far and I hope those upcoming ones will be better.

Double thumbs up to Linus!

EDIT: DAMN! MISS INDONESIA SHOULD HAVE WON THE MISS UNIVERSE 2009 TITLE

Cheerio☻☺

Extravagance? Nay..

Dolled up figures

Culinary

Sin?

Just a bunch of vagrants and tramps.

Perfect match eh?


EDIT: The third video release from 15Malaysia films was an agonizing 3 minutes and 44 seconds listening to Nik Aziz's "Tree". It's rather disappointing. Owh well, can't wait for House

Cheerio☻☺

Tweet whore

Lyrics:

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 1
Cuz I'm tweeting all day
And I seem to tweet more words than I really do say
Cuz I'm always tweeting all the important things, you see
Like when I fart, cry, laugh, burp and when I have to pee
I'm going to the airport cuz I have to catch a plane
Did you really need to know that?
Of course! That's insane!
I think I'll take a picture, twitpic for you to see
I'll write that I am ugly, so that you can disagree

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 2
When you're under 10, over 60 aged
When you constantly refresh your homepage
When you have over 100 updates
When you stay up tweeting till its super late
When you're computer gets a virus
When you tweet more than Miley Cyrus
When you tweet about what you're eating
When you sing a song just about Tweeting

Chorus 2
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Tweet about the things you see
Tweet about everything
Tweet, one thing, for me please
Tweet about this vid for me!

DOUBLE THUMBS UP!!

DAMN, THIS COMEDIAN SPEAKS MY THOUGHTS!

*Standing ovation*

Cheerio☻☺

Muse-Our time is running out

Time? Running out?

Oh dear.

Cheerio☻☺

Teachers are pitiful

15 minutes ago, a man approached me asking me what did the tuition centre behind me have to offer and I recommended physics and add maths assuming that he was a parent. The conversation went on and he revealed his true intentions. Apparently, he was a tuition teacher in disguise, an English one.

That dimwit thought I was a Poi Lam student and asked me whether I needed assistance in English. Hello? I was speaking to him in what? Tamil?

I told him I had absolutely no problems in English and he persisted and said "Are you sure? Let me test you."

Of course I'm flopping sure and I didn't mind him testing me, my parents were after all 45 minutes late and THIS IS WHY I LOVE DRIVING MYSELF.

He tested me on grammar of which I accurately answered all. That was when he realised he was in deep shit. He was pretty sure I was a cina apek and would score a zero. Then, he looked around and saw my badge.

Owh, you're from ACS!...Wai Keong. I see, I see. I know Puan Manjit. (Now I know why birds of the same feathers flock together)

So it was either him looking down on me or ACS which was a grave mistake.

So to cover his mistakes he decided to test my literature.

Do you know the poem 'If'? It's pō-ˌem not po-yem you know?

Of course I know 'If' and I know POEM you dimwit?

He asked me about meanings, phrases as well as connotations in the poem and I freaking got all correct, his balls were dropping by now I swear. LOL

He had to flee right now or risk peeing in his pants. So he said, "You've got fundamental grammar mastery, your literature is good but it's different for essay?"

Shit, not done yet?

So, *jots down his contact number and personal details* you see la, our local english papers are different from Cambridge levels so if you aspire to get an A1 for SPM and not leave it as an elusive dream, you come to me, I can help you. Give me your essays.

Ok, ok, sure, no problem. (FUCK OFF) (sorry it was unintentional, he looked down on me)

He left.

I looked at the piece of paper and realised he spelled his name wrongly and scratched it. Well he must have been shaken due to a tad of embarrassment and feeling awkward but who cares? I had my fun.

P.S Those who aspire to get an A1 for English in SPM, contact 016-5273051 (Mr. Suresh) he said price is VERY NEGOTIABLE.

Cheerio☻☺

Que Sera Sera

Tevindiran a/l Subramaniam

1992-2009

You will be dearly missed my friend,

(Please give a moment of silence while reading this post in respect of the late Tevindiran a/l Subramaniam)

News spread around the school today like wildfire regarding a student involved in an accident with a school bus, the motorcyclist was described to be suffering from major blood loss and was in a critical condition, never in my wildest dreams that it would be him.

Of all people, why him? Though he tends to joke a lot and at times edge over to perverted matters, HE WAS DEFINITELY ONE GOOD FELLOW.

The gloomy, dead-stricken and silent ambience around the form 5 corridor especially the second class sent shocks of chills in me, the world seemed so cold back then.

Memories just flashed through my mind the entire day, even long forgotten once were miraculously recalled. I couldn't help to feel so damn sorry for him, for everything that lied ahead in time. He was truly ambitious, taking 13 subjects for SPM when students from my class only took 11 max. The times in form 3 where I used to laugh a lot at his jokes and not forgetting the part where he drew an elaborate diagram of the vagina.


The part where he asked me

"You were staring at her weren't you?"

"NOOO!"

"Don't lie, I saw you!"

"NO LA!"

I denied that back then.

The ironic part of this entire mishap was when I met him on the way up the stairs yesterday and had a "YO BRO!" greeting with the latter. Come to think of it, what if I knew that that would be the last time I would be seeing him? How would he had felt if he knew that day was his last day?

It could be a painful death for him, no one knows but it was certainly not a handsome parting. I was supposed to attend his wake ceremony tonight but my mum just won't let me drive there cause my parents will be going outstation tonight itself too, AGAIN. I'm so sad and so pissed but there's nothing I can do about it. So, All I or rather we can do now is to pray for him to rest in peace and pray that his family will be strong and be able to get through this seemingly obscure moment in their lives

Once again my deepest condolences, you will never be forgotten, old friend....

Que Sera Sera,
Whatever will be will be,
The future is not ours to see,
Que Sera Sera
What will be will be,

SH!T

HOSHIT!

FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!

PICTURES

Shit the magazine =//

OMG! OMG!
*DROOLS*


Push it baby, push it baby out of control,
I got my gun cocked tight and I'm ready to blow

Cheerio☻☺

What does spring smells like?

Went for mini Taiwan's canteen day today.

Cash flowed like water

Worth it?

Certainly not for the entertainment offered

but

definitely every penny for the surges of dopamine and oxytocin.

Absolutely saturated with stimulants.

Owh the bliss

Simply irresistible!

Cheerio☻☺

The arrival of an eventual end down the road

And so today marked the end of yet another lengthy chapter of my life, opening virgin boundaries to a new horizon at the same time.

To sum it up, it was a real eight long years in service under the Boys' Brigade. From sweat to tears, from polished belt buckles to lustrous leather, from trooping the exalted colour to fervid horn tunes from the bugle and finally, from the parade grounds to the sanctuary.

Unraveling the canvas to display portraits of memories painted with a worn off quill. Enrolled in service as a recruit working all the way up the ladder to two stripes. It wasn't easy, neither was it a cruise but nevertheless it was a ride.

I grew up in the BB, looking back it seemed as though it was just a week ago that I handed in that petty piece of paper to register as a member and today it was goodbye.

There were times, I gazed upon flamboyant figures in the company with sashes fastened around their trunks, all of which are blurry images in my mind now but one thing was certain back then, I was awed, awed as in how kids get hyped up over power rangers.

Under my tenure, I saw many changes, people change, I change, everyone changes.
For the good or the bad, it depends.
Regardless, the thought itself requires a big gulp of air to recuperate the mind and the soul.

Turning back the pendulum:-

A long forgotten community service, my first (2005)

The bunch of whackos

I really wonder why the dog gets all the attention

Again

A bus trip to somewhere

Posing on top a fire engine

Annual dinner? We were drunk

I tell you I make really amazing twist rolls, my mates can testify that.

The part where I became a drill instructor, definitely not an easy task.

There were times of commitment, but there were times of lazing and slacking too. Can't blame this, was in charge of kitchen and chores. EXTREMELY TAXING

A rough view of the parade ground

We played with fire

and conquer fears-heights in this case

We have the traditional game called 'stack'

Stomping grounds in the middle of nowhere somewhere near Gopeng

Putting on the sash, a rare occasion

We owe most of everything to these men.

Keep marching on...

Farewell 1st Ipoh Coy, yet another batch of senior boys are leaving the mother ship, heading towards their own voyages but fear not for the spirit of the Boys' Brigade will never die in us.

And so we have this hope as an anchor for the soul,

Sure and Stedfast.

Hebrews 6:19

Cheerio☻☺

Killing two birds with one stone

There are no stones, forget it.



NEVER EAT SEAWEEDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Take my word for it.

Cheerio☻☺

Everything is burnt

My motherboard is burnt.

Not going to repair it.

It saves me the trouble of exercising my self-imposed regulations.

I AM GOING TO BE THE QUIZ MASTER FOR THE UPCOMING PERAK STATE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE QUIZ. RIGHT NOW I AM JUST AFRAID OF MISPRONOUNCING THE NAME OF PLACES AND PEOPLE FROM THE BIBLE.

I'm thinking of selling an authentic apple green converse.

Interested? Let me know.

Ok, I guess it will be a very very long time til the next update.

Owh, I forgot to mention this but I WASN'T SELECTED FOR NATIONAL SERVICE!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Cheerio☻☺

I call upon a detachment

I was wrong, a defibrillator was not what I needed

I had a concussion.

It's time to bid farewell to the internet.

Will be popping up when I need to

But for now, it IS goodbye!


Cheerio☻☺

Stalking attempt #1

For the very first time in my life, I stalked someone =O

It was a failure though

=/

No equipment, nothing except for a pair of shades =.=

Target spotted.

I thought wrong =x

Going to work on that 50-year-old man.

Cheerio☻☺

Missing memory

This is one missing part of my memory.

Apparently it was a plot to rape me.

Don't ask me what happened, everything went blank after that

LOL

Cheerio☻☺

Owh my

Chinese dude: Singh, hump me on that ship.

Singh dude: Titanic style? Owh yeah baby! Let's do it!

Chinese dude: Make sure non of our classmates sees this.

Singh dude: Cut the crap, get up the ship!

SOMEONE SAW THIS HAPPENING

LOL

Man this picture reminds me about NigaHiga's titanic parody.

God knows how this picture ended up in my folder.

It was my class trip 2 or 3 years back.

PWNED!

Cheerio☻☺

Schedule delayed

I guess Living Hell Part 1 won't be coming too soon,

This is well long and gone.

Got my haircut today, the sides are so bald now =/

Damn, just when it is getting into shape, I have to snip it all =//

On a worrying note, I've been having MULTIPLE weird dreams these days. I won't remember anything when I get up but it pops out later in the day.

For example, there was one dream where a bunch of my classmates were grouping together and giving exact measurements of their penes.

I RECALLED THIS WHEN I WAS HALF WAY DOING MATHS.

I PAUSED. YES, I PAUSED.

WTF.

I'm working on a side project which is to impersonate a 50-60 year old man and write about his life. It's kinda late so I guess I will start tomorrow. It will be in a separate blog.

If the writing is successful, I will be making videos.

Then maybe I will become the next youtube celebrity =O

This is rather unlikely though because I tend to be vehement yet lackadaisical.

It's saddening.

Owh wells

Cheerio☻☺

When your gun points back at you

Remember the time when I said I hated assholes on the road,

I hate it more when I became the asshole.

There was a lizard on my windshield. I sprayed it and used the viper to deem it to oblivion lol

Lesson number 1: Don't play a fool while you're driving.

Lesson number 2: It's not proper to have divided attention during driving.

I got sworn, stared and chased.

Definitely not a good thing.

Damn, it's a reminder not to be an asshole on the road.

=/

Living Hell Part 1 coming up, right now I'm just too busy.

Cheerio☻☺

Teaser

Cheerio☻☺

A Living Hell: Prologue

Camp was A FREAKING 4-DAY-LONG-LIVING-HELL!

Currently half dead looking like Judge Pao and hence this prologue.

We had a foreign officer from Taiping joining us this time and I have to say that I've certainly learned a lot from him.

A man whom I presume is in his thirties and was once very fit but lost shape. He was an ex-scout cum BB officer. Strict in uniform but friendly in casual.

Basically, he is an exceptionally seasoned backwoodsman and that's a whole new level of outdoor cooking for me. There was a campaign about HIV awareness in between he asked me what to do to not contract HIV. Well, certainly not visiting brothels in your local red light district was my answer. However according to him, it's usually safer visiting brothels. One night stands are the killer. Why? Simple, you get into a brothel, you are certain and sure of your aims which is in contrast to one night stands cause you'll probably get too high to realise. "Enjoy first, suffer later" But I have to say I disagree with his stand about pornography becoming a replacement for prostitute services.

He loves to imply that I'm a girl magnet to the extent of saying that I look like his japanese friend's boyfriend yet he calls me an innocent kiddo LOL. That japanese guy must be his rival. He is the last bachelor among his friends and he is after a girl from his church for 8 years though. So it's time, we'll support you from Ipoh.

To be continued

P.S I have dark hazel/light brown eyes. I don't wear colour contacts =________=

Cheerio☻☺

An apology just ain't enough

When you're stuck in deep shit, the world just goes spinning around.

Damn it, let's skip that.

Today was pretty much a disaster.

Nuff' said.

Sleepless nights await.

Will be back on Sunday.

Adieu.

Cheerio☻☺

Man, you suck.

Whoa, today was a driving marathon.

There are seriously a lot of assholes on the road. But today 'they' sort of behaved themselves so there's no need to rant about it =Þ

Drop me at that coffee shop there.

It's only less than 100m from here, you can walk there.

A friend of mine wanted me to give him a ride when there were clearly no appropriate places for me to drop him off within the vicinity. So I dropped him at a place where he needed to walk, cross the road and walk again.

I WAS SPEECHLESS.

Anyone up for activities in Ipoh Swimming Club, I can't be spending every evening there alone. Well I could and seeing the way it is, I will be.

I want to learn snooker, I haven't touched badminton for a long time but if someone is tagging along, why not? Squash is kind of out of the question.

We can also fine tune our boobs *ahem* CHEST in the gym lol. Killer abs in 1 and a half weeks?

No members? No time? C'mon =.=

HEY if nothing suits you, I suggest sight seeing by the pool. Not everyday is a good catch though. (but I rather not have your company like this)

Speaking of which, I got ditched indirectly by my mates today. Disappointing =/

Anyway, going to the jungle tomorrow to chop bamboo with 4 manpower. Shop for food and cook backwood style. Troublesome but hey there's food, no complaints.


When I'm back from camp I want to go on a food hunt.
Keep your suggestions coming in.
You know how to get me.

AND I STILL CAN'T WORK THE JUDITH THINGY OUT.
CURSE YOU BOON HOOI!!

Cheerio☻☺

River flows upstream. Lol

RIVER FLOWS IN YOUUUUUUUUU

How come Yiruma gets to have a Miss Korea as his wife?

Kwon Sang Woo and Yiruma are related. Okayyyy

AND

HOW MANY JUDITHS ARE THERE IN THIS WORLD?

SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE

This makes no sense

=.=

Cheerio☻☺

Random shots and stares

When crossed sights lead to a tenacious bond.

You just wished it lasted a second longer.

But then, a second is better than nothing.

Cheers!

THIS IS A KINDERGARTEN TABLE WITH WORDS WRITTEN IN THREE LANGUAGES ON IT.

THIS ONE SAYS LEMBU

lol.

Cheerio☻☺

Light

Agoraphobia once brought a lad to his knees but it was not long before the dormant knight in him surfaced.

It was one long and tough journey for the knight. Alongside him, countless masquerades of people in parade were unmasked with a frequency of 50Hz, leaving only the scent of Sultan Brunei

It was where the pilot and the wingman made a grandeur entrance.

You're one step closer to the beach before 30,

Allen Light...

Rest assured that your legacy will be continued.

That's a promise.

Safe journey ahead!

Cheerio☻☺

Booty licking wholesomeness

After 3 weeks of sleepless nights and uncountable worries I am still standing.

My mids are screwed big time though

I am seriously troubled. Something needs to be done NOW for it is either I drop or it drops!


On a lighter note, there are some whacked up things to do during the holidays.

-Korean barbecue which i don't know why the hell am I involved.
-Bamboo chopping
-Backwood cooking
-Going to the morning market
-Camping
-DRIVE OUT AND MAKAN 24/7 (who wants to join me, just give me a call)

P.S Your safety and well being will be at your own risk.

Here's a teaser,


According to my officer, there used to be a bamboo jungle here once upon a time ago but it was blasted off and a railway track was constructed on it

No bamboo, no cooking.

Good thing there's still a huge jungle of bamboo about 500 metres down the track into the wilderness.

The average bamboo shoot height is roughly 20 feet and it has to be cut into segments meticulously to avoid cracking and damaging the bamboo. The best thing is we don't have a transport to load the bamboo and only have 4 men power.

H.O.H.O

Cheerio☻☺

CON THE 'AH MOI'

There's an upcoming prom in Ipoh and it is called PROM D' AMOUR. I've forgotten all my italian, french and german terms that I learned from music theory but I roughly get the meaning.


After searching it, it means stupid love LOL

but Con the 'ah moi' is better

Back in 4 days, till then

Cheerio☻☺

Gone with the wind

Screwed add maths big time. Possibility of getting an A is approximately 0.00001

Shit

Anything lower than a B and i will practise my kungfu body floating stance at Kinta River

Coming up next:

SEJARAH!!

DIE.

I need a defibrillator.

When the results are out, my heart is going to be skipping a lot of beats.

I hope there won't be any cardiac arrests =/

I screwed?

Didn't finish my add maths paper.

The fact that no one did makes me feel a tad better =x

Hope I won't screw my A1

The permanently sustained injury has been a pain in the ass recently, not that it wasn't in the first place.

D-A-M-N.

Why?

I NEED TO GO TO THE BRA!

Cheerio☻☺

Owh no

Exam is beginning on Wednesday and I went scouting for bamboo today =.=

Upcoming plans await after the exams.

It's time to drive, drive and drive

I hope I won't screw my mids

This IS the last post till then.

LABOUR LABOUR LABOUR

omg

Hey, we get to see lower six girls on Monday o.O

Cheerio☻☺

Once bitten, twice shy

I passed.

Was a breeze.

This should have happened the first time.

Everything was designed for a disaster the previous time

Met a guy from Sam Tet who shared the same predicament as me.

We both turned out triumphant.

Feels good to be in the brotherhood.

TfHuAcNK YOU SEPAKAT AND ZABIDIN!

Cheerio☻☺

I fly paper planes

Tomorrow: Driving retest

If luck happens to not be on my side again, I will knock all the poles down.

Well at least, I get it back to them =)

I've been flying paper planes in class everyday recently, I like to get them stuck in the fan @@

Cheerio☻☺

Peek-a-boo

Just a random appearance, I've not been lifted off the hiatus status.


Just my 2 cents,

In life, reality is so malleable yet too variable that often a time turns harsh for many.

Little things in life like this can never fail to put a smile on a face. Talent and gift- many reckon them a blessing. Definitely deserves a standing ovation. Let's not forget the little girl Hollie Steel but at her age anything happens and there's a whole continent ahead to conquer


On the contrary, things like this in life makes you stop and go

WTF?

That's fake.

Warning to those of you who are having a happy day, I do not want to burst your happy bubble. Do not let curiosity force you to view the video. I'll repeat DO NOT

The condition is medically known as Harlequin Ichthyosis. It is a congenital skin disease where the body produces too many skin cells and thus creating a thick layer of keratin layer in fetal human skin and causes defects of the hands, feet, ears, mouth and eyes. The mortality rate is close to a 100% though this condition is extremely rare and is statistically viewed to happen in 1 out of 300 000 infants.

Shocking? Stunned? Baffled?

Who knew there would be something as pitiful as Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome which is the genetic defect of an individual where rapid aging happens. Most of them live up to their teens, barely scratching the surface or the zest of life? Someone in my school gave us a lecture today and told us that man is the architect of his destiny. Does this statement hold truth? Well it does, but not entirely.

I have no intentions of showing this to tell you

IT IS A BLESSED DAY!

APPRECIATE YOUR LIFE!!

THIS IS GOD'S BLESSING TO YOU! REPAY HIM

As I had mentioned, just my two cents =)


To sum it all up, that's about all for today. I do not want to sound like Socrates.

-Life has been full of mishaps*shit recently and I can barely cope with it.
-SPM IS IN 6 MONTHS TIME AND I AM STILL BLUR
-It's time to sell my soul to the books and subjugate procrastination
-I do not want to die of asphyxiation from books piling up on me but it is time to drown myself in the sea of odyssey

Cheerio☻☺

Melancholy

I failed. It hurts. Details tonight

=/

*************************************************************************************

Well, since I'm free now I shall begin

I'm devastated.

I passed the road test, but failed the circuit when it was never a problem for me.

The reason was not because of incompetency but rather stupidity.

I failed the 3 point turn. I wanted to be 100% sure that I will not hit any poles so I adjusted my position once by reversing.

I was stopped and failed, don't think it is a mandatory mistake but I was failed.

Little did I know that only 3 moves were to be executed during this 3 point turn and thus adjusting my car by reversing sums up to 4 moves.

I didn't know about this but why do you think it was called the 3 point turn in the first place? Stupid? Yes I terribly am.

I practically went against my principles of 'pulling the trigger' which I coined up this year. What's there to consider? Being too careful turned out to be a devastating approach for me in the end.

But speaking from the logical sense, do you think I will reverse if I knew it would cause me to fail? It was de ja vu when I contemplated on adjustments prior recalling my instructor asking me to adjust once to avoid the poles. Nevertheless, I blame my shallowness of not reasoning what a 3 point turn was.

I brag of not having extra hours? I talk about competency, I boast about greater capacities, I ponder on the thought of breaking boundaries. It's just an epic fail to be precise.

Next Friday is Labour's Day and I've to wait for the 8th of May for the retest.

I waste time
I waste money
I'm 2 weeks behind from claiming my license
I FAILED

Now I know how it feels to get 6A's in PMR or 11A1's and 1 A2 in SPM.

You'll feel that something is missing.

When Winston Churchill said success is going through failure again and again without the lost of enthusiasm, I reckon it not an easy task for it is not a breeze to move on.

Therefore, I hereby VOW to never ever fail again. The aftermath is just too much to handle and having said that I am officially going on a hiatus.

The time frame is partially meant for the recuperation of my damaged soul, most of it is due to examinations though. I quote my vow, get it?

Fortunately, I passed my swimming test today, was expecting the driving to pass and the swimming to fail. But owh well, shIT happens.

Both of these rendered me physically and mentally exhausted.

So it's goodbye for now, say a month?
Will be back during the holidays.
Let's hope that I've made a full recovery by then.

When misery gets the better of you, you cringe in agony to the pulsating beat of inferiority

Au revoir

Cheerio☻☺

When incandescent light is extinguished

A cow was in my way this time, wonder what happens when you honk? lol

Towards the end...

Tuan-tuan, jangan melayan isteri dengan buruk/menganggap isteri sebagai satu beban. Sesuap nasi isteri kamu makan, satu pahala kamu dapat, kalau empat? Hah, kamu sendiri fikirkan!

The radio was having some sort of program about Islam, there were more but let me keep it for the next time cause ~Our time is running out~ Right, right muse, my time is indeed running out =/

Zabidin let me drove alone in the circuit today towards the end. Whoa the moment he asked me to drive alone while he prattled along with his mates, I immediately ceased the opportunity and sped off before he finished his sentence. Without an instructor next to me, I actually performed better! And I exceeded the speed limit in the circuit and there was no one to stop me. ABSOLUTELY EPIC! It's my last lesson after all and I will miss Zabidin, the ever cool looking man who wears shades and dresses well. Surprisingly, he wore a big yellow cap today. It was funny =x

Without Zabidin in the car, I managed to snap a few pics while driving.


I freaking missed the perfect version of this picture. 2 minutes before, the scenery and the ambience was mind blowing. The light was crimson red with an orange hue. Like the fogs you see in the forest in the movies =/

My driving test is on Friday, I wish/pray/hope I pass.

P.S I didn't take a picture with Zabidin and I regret it.

Enough said.
Not in the mood these days, a cliche? Yes, but nevertheless no one will when all you can think of from now on is books.

What will you do if you owe a mansion like this and get to view this everyday?
Give it a week or two and it'll be back to being monotonous
That's life.

Ghost Season 2

The Malaysian supernatural mystery television drama series, Ghost premiered tonight. Frankly speaking, I'm not a fan of Malaysian film productions but this is an exceptional case because:

1. It has a good plot
2. It has good mysteries and twists stipulated in the story
3. They speak in english most of the time
4. I like the theme song lol

Not sure whether there is a substantial connection in terms of the plot from season 1 but I think it's fine starting from season 2 itself. So, do catch it if you're free

The theme song, it's nice =Þ


Cheerio☻☺

Apocalyptic Riders

4 horsemen, no longer a far sight? Yes? No?

It's been a while, taking a break.

There are currently more important things at hand.

Cheerio☻☺

Curse you! You little lying Delilah!

That title was quoted from the Phantom of The Opera. Curse everything that happened today.

I'm going to skip to my final driving lesson. The guy that picked me up made a sudden stop at 7 eleven en route to the driving centre and asked me to get him sugar. Wtf? I thought there was a drug transaction going on and I was the middle man (black sheep). Then he said it was a kind of sweet, so I went in and started looking for 'sugar'. Well, I do not recall any brand of sweets by the name of sugar. So I asked the cashier and he looked at me like I was some kind of fool.

Sugus ke?

How the F am I supposed to know (whispers to myself)

Then that guy came in and grab the sugus, paid up and left.

I went in the car and he asked me

Ini sugar tak tau ke?

Itu sugus =.=

Owh tak pe.

W-T-F

After that, I went on with my driving lessons and it was pretty smooth at the beginning, but all hell broke loose in the middle. Changed wrong gear, mistakes at the slope, purposely banged the pole during the 3 point turn and my parking wasn't right. My instructor was tensed.

Aiya, nak test dah ni!

Managed to rectify the problems though. And I was laughing all the way inside the car. Knocking down the pole was freaking hilarious. Little did I know the pretest was actually something quite formal and when they called in the JPJ guy I was literally screwed big time. I thought it would have been some Tom, Dick or Harry.

Went in a different car and although it was comfortable, the controls weren't really the same. So, I decided to be extra polite and addressed him as TUAN.

THEN THAT !@#$% started to complain non-stop the moment I moved my car.

Kelam-kabut betul! (shakes head) Relax la, kereta relax, saya relax, you tension buat apa?!

LUUUUUU BISINGGGGGGGG OF COURSE LA SAYA KELAM-KABUT!!!!!!! (I DID NOT SAY THIS)

On the road, I asked him whether I was supposed to take the A, B or C road and he told me it was B. So I went on with the B route. The, suddenly he asked me to follow the van and turned somewhere else, I didn't slow down cause I thought it was a mistake and he went on with his crap

Ini selekoh, brek la. Slow down shift gear!

TUAN jalan B kena pergi straight! ( I said this)

Saya tahu la, sekarang saya mau tengok awak erti bawa kereta ke tidak bukan kenal jalan.

THEN OF COURSE LA I KELAM-KABUT! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME EARLIER.

He then went on with his crap and said I was good but I was blur and wasn't at ease. Luckily that fella shut his mouth when I was in the circuit doing the turns, slope and parking. And guess what, despite all of his bullshit he gave me a 18/20 score I think.

Things only came clear to me when I went back to the office to finish off my final payments. A week before the clerk asked me to bring along RM142 today. Well, today she gave me the receipt and it was written RM132 there. BUT I had to pay an extra RM10 for 1 more extra lesson. IT WAS ALL PLANNED BEFOREHAND! That JPJ guy purposely induced stress on me and insisted that I have 1 extra lesson and it's because I finished off their freaking 10 hour lessons 1 week before my L is due for the test. DAMN GOOD STRATEGY MAN I TELL YOU! Want to suck my money? FINE, but I'm not stupid ok? AND I GOT PROVE!

BALANCE: RM142 (written 1 week before)

RM132 (amount required today without adding up the extra RM10)

DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR BLIND?

So when I sit for the test next Friday, they better not fcking fail me. If not I'm gonna (FILL IN THE BLANKS)

Ladies and gentlemen, to avoid these problems. Try your best not to take your whatever driving license from SEPAKAT. They will suck your money whenever there's an opportunity. BUT I doubt it's different anywhere else. HEY we're living in Malaysia after all ;) GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! Who wouldn't?

MALAYSIA BOLEH! I AM A PROUD CITIZEN WOOOOOTTTTT

Cheerio☻☺

PINK!

For those of you pink fanatics, let me remind you that organs are pink in colour =)

I saw a dead cat while I was driving,
The second time I passed that road,
I saw the cat in two pieces,
Separated by its pink guts

Cheerio☻☺

ACS vs Anderson

Corporal punishment has a negative effect on society

Proposition: ACS

Opposition: Anderson

Motion Accepted

Best Speaker: Krizun Loganathan

And so that marks the end of a long yet exhilarating ride of ups and downs

I'm officially retiring.
Might consider going for the Taylors debate though.







Cheerio☻☺