I call upon a detachment

I was wrong, a defibrillator was not what I needed

I had a concussion.

It's time to bid farewell to the internet.

Will be popping up when I need to

But for now, it IS goodbye!


Cheerio☻☺

Stalking attempt #1

For the very first time in my life, I stalked someone =O

It was a failure though

=/

No equipment, nothing except for a pair of shades =.=

Target spotted.

I thought wrong =x

Going to work on that 50-year-old man.

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Missing memory

This is one missing part of my memory.

Apparently it was a plot to rape me.

Don't ask me what happened, everything went blank after that

LOL

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Owh my

Chinese dude: Singh, hump me on that ship.

Singh dude: Titanic style? Owh yeah baby! Let's do it!

Chinese dude: Make sure non of our classmates sees this.

Singh dude: Cut the crap, get up the ship!

SOMEONE SAW THIS HAPPENING

LOL

Man this picture reminds me about NigaHiga's titanic parody.

God knows how this picture ended up in my folder.

It was my class trip 2 or 3 years back.

PWNED!

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Schedule delayed

I guess Living Hell Part 1 won't be coming too soon,

This is well long and gone.

Got my haircut today, the sides are so bald now =/

Damn, just when it is getting into shape, I have to snip it all =//

On a worrying note, I've been having MULTIPLE weird dreams these days. I won't remember anything when I get up but it pops out later in the day.

For example, there was one dream where a bunch of my classmates were grouping together and giving exact measurements of their penes.

I RECALLED THIS WHEN I WAS HALF WAY DOING MATHS.

I PAUSED. YES, I PAUSED.

WTF.

I'm working on a side project which is to impersonate a 50-60 year old man and write about his life. It's kinda late so I guess I will start tomorrow. It will be in a separate blog.

If the writing is successful, I will be making videos.

Then maybe I will become the next youtube celebrity =O

This is rather unlikely though because I tend to be vehement yet lackadaisical.

It's saddening.

Owh wells

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When your gun points back at you

Remember the time when I said I hated assholes on the road,

I hate it more when I became the asshole.

There was a lizard on my windshield. I sprayed it and used the viper to deem it to oblivion lol

Lesson number 1: Don't play a fool while you're driving.

Lesson number 2: It's not proper to have divided attention during driving.

I got sworn, stared and chased.

Definitely not a good thing.

Damn, it's a reminder not to be an asshole on the road.

=/

Living Hell Part 1 coming up, right now I'm just too busy.

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Teaser

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A Living Hell: Prologue

Camp was A FREAKING 4-DAY-LONG-LIVING-HELL!

Currently half dead looking like Judge Pao and hence this prologue.

We had a foreign officer from Taiping joining us this time and I have to say that I've certainly learned a lot from him.

A man whom I presume is in his thirties and was once very fit but lost shape. He was an ex-scout cum BB officer. Strict in uniform but friendly in casual.

Basically, he is an exceptionally seasoned backwoodsman and that's a whole new level of outdoor cooking for me. There was a campaign about HIV awareness in between he asked me what to do to not contract HIV. Well, certainly not visiting brothels in your local red light district was my answer. However according to him, it's usually safer visiting brothels. One night stands are the killer. Why? Simple, you get into a brothel, you are certain and sure of your aims which is in contrast to one night stands cause you'll probably get too high to realise. "Enjoy first, suffer later" But I have to say I disagree with his stand about pornography becoming a replacement for prostitute services.

He loves to imply that I'm a girl magnet to the extent of saying that I look like his japanese friend's boyfriend yet he calls me an innocent kiddo LOL. That japanese guy must be his rival. He is the last bachelor among his friends and he is after a girl from his church for 8 years though. So it's time, we'll support you from Ipoh.

To be continued

P.S I have dark hazel/light brown eyes. I don't wear colour contacts =________=

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An apology just ain't enough

When you're stuck in deep shit, the world just goes spinning around.

Damn it, let's skip that.

Today was pretty much a disaster.

Nuff' said.

Sleepless nights await.

Will be back on Sunday.

Adieu.

Cheerio☻☺

Man, you suck.

Whoa, today was a driving marathon.

There are seriously a lot of assholes on the road. But today 'they' sort of behaved themselves so there's no need to rant about it =Þ

Drop me at that coffee shop there.

It's only less than 100m from here, you can walk there.

A friend of mine wanted me to give him a ride when there were clearly no appropriate places for me to drop him off within the vicinity. So I dropped him at a place where he needed to walk, cross the road and walk again.

I WAS SPEECHLESS.

Anyone up for activities in Ipoh Swimming Club, I can't be spending every evening there alone. Well I could and seeing the way it is, I will be.

I want to learn snooker, I haven't touched badminton for a long time but if someone is tagging along, why not? Squash is kind of out of the question.

We can also fine tune our boobs *ahem* CHEST in the gym lol. Killer abs in 1 and a half weeks?

No members? No time? C'mon =.=

HEY if nothing suits you, I suggest sight seeing by the pool. Not everyday is a good catch though. (but I rather not have your company like this)

Speaking of which, I got ditched indirectly by my mates today. Disappointing =/

Anyway, going to the jungle tomorrow to chop bamboo with 4 manpower. Shop for food and cook backwood style. Troublesome but hey there's food, no complaints.


When I'm back from camp I want to go on a food hunt.
Keep your suggestions coming in.
You know how to get me.

AND I STILL CAN'T WORK THE JUDITH THINGY OUT.
CURSE YOU BOON HOOI!!

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River flows upstream. Lol

RIVER FLOWS IN YOUUUUUUUUU

How come Yiruma gets to have a Miss Korea as his wife?

Kwon Sang Woo and Yiruma are related. Okayyyy

AND

HOW MANY JUDITHS ARE THERE IN THIS WORLD?

SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE

This makes no sense

=.=

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