Tweet whore

Lyrics:

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 1
Cuz I'm tweeting all day
And I seem to tweet more words than I really do say
Cuz I'm always tweeting all the important things, you see
Like when I fart, cry, laugh, burp and when I have to pee
I'm going to the airport cuz I have to catch a plane
Did you really need to know that?
Of course! That's insane!
I think I'll take a picture, twitpic for you to see
I'll write that I am ugly, so that you can disagree

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 2
When you're under 10, over 60 aged
When you constantly refresh your homepage
When you have over 100 updates
When you stay up tweeting till its super late
When you're computer gets a virus
When you tweet more than Miley Cyrus
When you tweet about what you're eating
When you sing a song just about Tweeting

Chorus 2
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Tweet about the things you see
Tweet about everything
Tweet, one thing, for me please
Tweet about this vid for me!

DOUBLE THUMBS UP!!

DAMN, THIS COMEDIAN SPEAKS MY THOUGHTS!

*Standing ovation*

Cheerio☻☺