Graceful footwork

Footwork, lean legs ahhhhh ;)

It's gay, I want to play.

Don't get me wrong =x


o.O

Psychopaths are awesomely brilliant they make me tingle

Cheerio☻☺

A promise you say?

What's it with sex scandals these days, they're everywhere =.=

Something funny happened during bio lessons in school. Well, she was talking about HIV and how it could be transmitted. When suddenly people started bombarding her with questions like

Teacher, what is oral sex? (Someone actually thought it was kissing lol)

Anyone want to explain? *calls out random student's name*

Nobody answered.

You know, the man insert *pauses* aiya sucking la. You all know already wan I know.

I nearly fell off the chair.


Just when you think everything comes to an inevitable chronological end, I reckon it so very wrong.

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Anxiety. Bad, bad

Oral sex in malaysia is illegal o.O It is a crime punishable under section 377B of the Penal Code which provides for a sentence of up to 20 years imprisonment and whipping.

Chua Soi Lek my friend, I wish you luck ;)

I'm getting addicted to Claudine, this is bad =/ (Claudine's a song not a girl)

Screw me for choosing roses as my oral presentation topic.

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It's done.

I spent the past two days in front of my pc typing my commonwealth essay and playing Maksim's Claudine on the piano. That's all -_______-

There were pauses and some minor mistakes and it's only half of it =/ It's pressuring recording myself. How do they do it perfectly?

Would be nice if I'm able to play the violin part too, but I have to combine both videos o.O

P.s it really sucks compared to Maksim's =/

Can I poke you?

We lost, screw it.

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If only I knew someone named Walter

I've officially stopped ALL my music classes, piano and violin. Both suspended in mid air. Stuck at grade 7 most probably for life unable to finish grade 8. F---

Life's been miserable, very M-I-S-E-R-A-B-L-E

Head prefect has a beef with me for I don't know what apparent reason or maybe I'm just sensitive. One way or another it still pretty much suck, A LOT

Sports day's tomorrow, I'm hoping my misery could be compensated with a mere victorious moment.

March on BB. If we lose, the treat's on me lol.

I'll treat you to m-i-s-e-r-y LAND. I often visit this place, so I get special discounts.

Cheerio☻☺

Toddler or elder, you choose

Britain's 13-year-old father a symbol for society

Britain's 13-year-old father a symbol for society

LONDON (Reuters Life!) - A school boy of 13 has become one of Britain's youngest dads, underlining concern about the rate of teenage pregnancies in the country.

Four-foot Alfie Patten, who looks considerably younger than his age, was just 12 when his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman conceived after a night of unprotected sex.

Woman, 104, takes man, 33, as husband No. 21

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said.

OOOOLALA~

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Fake or real?

Someone freaking stole my calculator! *curses*

Maths teacher had been missing for the past few days and everyone was sleeping during her free periods =/ while some others were flipping through the papers spotting real or fake boobs =.=

This one real ar?

No, you see this one very round, push up so high sure fake wan

Then real one how?

Can see wan, you see not so high up wan, will drop down a bit and not so nice

How to see will drop down/sag? It is covered

That one ar, hard a bit must see naked

-______________-

Apparently everyone has his say regarding this. Shoot, I better work on something else the next time we're having free periods.

I'm currently wondering what ill fate is my calculator going through =/ I'll miss you cause I'm getting a new one if you don't show up tomorrow.

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Turn around and go

My mum's got Valentine wishes yesterday and birthday wishes today every year =Þ

I'm sorry for forcing you to answer "What should I do if a gay harasses me?" every now and then LOL. It was fun =O

Dad on the other hand is immune =.=

Were you harassed by gays before?

It was illegal back then

o.O

The guy that sleeps next to my room is going back to aussieland tomorrow. You've got your license but you can't drive, I'll be a pro by the time you're back =O Better get me good flip flops when you're back! Ish, he is so going to be wild there, we won't know =O

Frick, I've still got homework, too many celebrations this weekend

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Thank you lucky stars

As expected there was a hair inspection. I thought it would suffice just to stand behind and await the death sentence to befall upon my mane. But no, this was a big operation, Operation Hair to be precise. The crowd was enormous and we clogged the entire assembly ground. It was rather awkward but minus that it was still bearable.

Then, people went on swearing and one indian guy with roughly 2 cm in hairlength went

Wtf is the reason I'm caught, my hair is certainly not long, I only have a beard and it doesn't fit within the context of the operation (In malay of course it's still considered hair, facial hair in english)

That happened on the right side, people on the left were asking for scissors. Apparently they rather cut their own hair than to suffer the ill fate of losing ALL of them. Although they were going to filter the current amount of students due to vast numbers, I had practically given up even the slightest speck of hope of being spared at that point conceding to the fact that I have all sides exceeding the red light zone.

The swearing got more intense, there was an aura, dense with frustration. Then came my turn to attempt to be filtered. The discipline master which was my BM teacher stood right in front of me. I was prepared, no retaliation or arguments to save my skin was intended, it was time to face the music andddddddd

Aiya...Wai Keong mengapa macam ni, tengok sini panjang, sini panjang, sini panjang, sini tebal (points at my sideburns, back and pulling my fringe)

Jangan macam ni, you're an intelligent boy.

I nodded, merely awaiting for it to snap but then..

Saya bagi amaran ya, potong

and I was like, HOLY COW he is letting me off? This seems nearly impossible. But yeah I was excused. It made me feel bad though, trust me it's not nice being the only first class student being apprehended and to be thought of as the likes of those notorious students. But c'mon it's just hair. But owh wells I guess it's time to cut it to avoid further complications.

Many people were shocked that I was let off the hook, my juniors were dumbfounded lol. Ego settled in there, I felt superior but that's just stupid. Well as the saying goes everyone is a fool for 5 minutes everyday, just make sure you don't go beyond.

Cheerio

When least expected things get worse

GREAT! There will be a hair inspection tomorrow.
Shit happened today as well.
AM currently feeling like shit and shall speak no more.

F it

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Jolly Plumpy Baldy

The jolly plumpy baldy is back from England. *Claps hands*

Hair is getting long, owh flick I don't want to cut yettttttt =/

This is irrelevant, I am not inspired to write today ='/

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Wake up call

I've yearned so for a long time, yet I failed to comprehend the latter,

The call came periodically but only resulted to a snooze,

Hatred sipped in every inch of consciousness; merely making everything distant,

Promises were made followed by blatant clamors,

It was one long and obscure night,

Merely the silhouette of the aftermath,

Then came along 'it'

Dainty fingers stretched out to receive

Alas! It was late but there's room for amendments


Stay awake for you've been awakened

When things go amok, everything goes havoc

I came across a blogger's site analysing the entire Perak's predicament from the perspective of a law practitioner about the constitutional monarchism in Malaysia with quite a substantial case; making things pretty clear but as usual I will not comment about this because I only seek entertainment from politics. If you're interested you can try to google art harun, can't really remember the URL.

Speaking of politics, there's a new scene from the drama today, Karpal Singh went mad and started scolding Lim Kit Siang, Lim Guan Eng and commanded Anwar to step down. It was like

Anwar has done enough! He should resign as the pakatan rakyat leader!

I don't get why Lim Guan Eng is supporting him, I'm the chairman of DAP in fact DAP should consider quiting the alliance.

Interesting...

Well that's enough of politics for today I watched a parody of the novel Legend of the Condor Heroes, it's called Shooting Eagle Heroes. It's a freaking retarded movie, was laughing my ass off throughout the entire movie, but there were many gay scenes, I'm ok with gays but I have a phobia of men dressing like women, trannies to be precise. Yuck! It's not discrimination though, they earn the same undivided respect as normal people do from me. After all, it is the doing of the XXY chromosome and damn, I just found out from wikipedia that this occurs in 1 out of 500 male babies. Thank God ;)

Give them a salvo of cheers instead of provoking a tirade, let it go

Cheerio☻☺

Give me that codeine

Now as we all know the political condition in Perak is epically sensational with the connotations of political frogs jumping here and there between parties but let's say we just indulge ourselves in the drama they are staging for us, free ;) Well casting the political frog aside, I have a frog in my throat to handle instead. Every cough is leeching off my patience, it's really annoying. It links to a series to the extent of feeling that I'm suffering from convulsions. Just give me codeine damn it; we don't get it over the counter anymore. Screw it, physical dependency? Withdrawal symptoms? Ending the misery would suffice.

And I've got sunburns on my face, I look kinda pink now. Well, should be smudging a tad of hydrocortisone later and try out a honey milk concoction in hopes of getting rid of the frog >.<

EDIT

Holy heavens, honey blends well with milk =O

Stop rubbing it already

I've decided to amuse myself with their conversations regarding girls/relationships etc. Well it's a way to assuage the annoyance building up within me and who knew it could be THAT entertaining lol

You know ar it doesn't matter if the girl is pretty, smart and has an hour glass shape. It all depends on the FEEL, you know THE FEEL! I've never fancied eating abalone till now. (Conversation was in cantonese)

Come let's go toilet!
(I presume they get more 'steam' talking about it there and no I didn't tag along)

And that marks the end of my novel entertainment.

Went over to the restaurant opposite my school today and had lunch with my friend. They serve really fine food there, well in contrast to the canteen's. The days we have left in school never fail to be a topic of discussion every now and then. It's already February!

Right, I went over to ISC again today, it was raining and I only managed to do 3 laps before the whistle was blown =/ So I went back to the gents to change and this uncle who happens to go there on a daily basis came over, stripped and started conversing with me.

So, how many laps did you manage to complete? *rubs his you know where*

3 laps only, *forcing out a smile*

Then they blew the whistle? *pull pull scratch scratch*

Yeah... *rolls eyes*

-_______-

The ball is fun to play with ;)

Idiocy. Someone put an end to it

Given a dose of everyday's blabber and prattle, mind you to the extent of repeating the same thing over and over again towards the very core of redundancy. Someone please SHOOT THEM already! Ugh, it's already considered pure idiocy or utter nonsense.

Living among my wider social environment can be really disappointing, probably they are socially deprived? God they can't stop talking about sixth former girls or ANY female specimen detected by their oh-so-corrupted degrading minds. Desperate, deprived, degrading creatures roaming amongst civilisation, there's no sense of logic there...


*Ahem*
Excuse me, I was in a dire need to lash out about the absurdity of people around me =)

Frequent updates only spell a hassle, so necessity only comes in priority now. Till the next time ;)

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