Kelantan Jamban Tarak

As presumed, the house video did not disappoint me.
The truth is that there are still a lot of Malaysians who dwell in poverty and there is also the issue of the government flying a man to space when some parts of Kelantan aren't equipped with proper basic sanitation. I have a feeling the video touches about the Kampung Buah Pala controversy but it is just an assumption since the reason for the house to be demolished was not mentioned.

I don't get why Yasmin Ahmad or Yasmin Ahmad look-alike stopped as she walked passed the boy and talked to him. Someone please enlighten me.

Anyway the video is the best so far and I hope those upcoming ones will be better.

Double thumbs up to Linus!

EDIT: DAMN! MISS INDONESIA SHOULD HAVE WON THE MISS UNIVERSE 2009 TITLE

Cheerio☻☺

Extravagance? Nay..

Dolled up figures

Culinary

Sin?

Just a bunch of vagrants and tramps.

Perfect match eh?


EDIT: The third video release from 15Malaysia films was an agonizing 3 minutes and 44 seconds listening to Nik Aziz's "Tree". It's rather disappointing. Owh well, can't wait for House

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Tweet whore

Lyrics:

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 1
Cuz I'm tweeting all day
And I seem to tweet more words than I really do say
Cuz I'm always tweeting all the important things, you see
Like when I fart, cry, laugh, burp and when I have to pee
I'm going to the airport cuz I have to catch a plane
Did you really need to know that?
Of course! That's insane!
I think I'll take a picture, twitpic for you to see
I'll write that I am ugly, so that you can disagree

Chorus (x2)
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb

Verse 2
When you're under 10, over 60 aged
When you constantly refresh your homepage
When you have over 100 updates
When you stay up tweeting till its super late
When you're computer gets a virus
When you tweet more than Miley Cyrus
When you tweet about what you're eating
When you sing a song just about Tweeting

Chorus 2
Tweet like a whore like me
Tweet like Tila/Miley
Tweet till your hands are numb
Tweet till your sounding dumb
Tweet about the things you see
Tweet about everything
Tweet, one thing, for me please
Tweet about this vid for me!

DOUBLE THUMBS UP!!

DAMN, THIS COMEDIAN SPEAKS MY THOUGHTS!

*Standing ovation*

Cheerio☻☺

Muse-Our time is running out

Time? Running out?

Oh dear.

Cheerio☻☺

Teachers are pitiful

15 minutes ago, a man approached me asking me what did the tuition centre behind me have to offer and I recommended physics and add maths assuming that he was a parent. The conversation went on and he revealed his true intentions. Apparently, he was a tuition teacher in disguise, an English one.

That dimwit thought I was a Poi Lam student and asked me whether I needed assistance in English. Hello? I was speaking to him in what? Tamil?

I told him I had absolutely no problems in English and he persisted and said "Are you sure? Let me test you."

Of course I'm flopping sure and I didn't mind him testing me, my parents were after all 45 minutes late and THIS IS WHY I LOVE DRIVING MYSELF.

He tested me on grammar of which I accurately answered all. That was when he realised he was in deep shit. He was pretty sure I was a cina apek and would score a zero. Then, he looked around and saw my badge.

Owh, you're from ACS!...Wai Keong. I see, I see. I know Puan Manjit. (Now I know why birds of the same feathers flock together)

So it was either him looking down on me or ACS which was a grave mistake.

So to cover his mistakes he decided to test my literature.

Do you know the poem 'If'? It's pō-ˌem not po-yem you know?

Of course I know 'If' and I know POEM you dimwit?

He asked me about meanings, phrases as well as connotations in the poem and I freaking got all correct, his balls were dropping by now I swear. LOL

He had to flee right now or risk peeing in his pants. So he said, "You've got fundamental grammar mastery, your literature is good but it's different for essay?"

Shit, not done yet?

So, *jots down his contact number and personal details* you see la, our local english papers are different from Cambridge levels so if you aspire to get an A1 for SPM and not leave it as an elusive dream, you come to me, I can help you. Give me your essays.

Ok, ok, sure, no problem. (FUCK OFF) (sorry it was unintentional, he looked down on me)

He left.

I looked at the piece of paper and realised he spelled his name wrongly and scratched it. Well he must have been shaken due to a tad of embarrassment and feeling awkward but who cares? I had my fun.

P.S Those who aspire to get an A1 for English in SPM, contact 016-5273051 (Mr. Suresh) he said price is VERY NEGOTIABLE.

Cheerio☻☺