White

My life is currently a sheet of white paper. In a matter of months, it will either be scrunched or emerged as a portrait.

I'll be back by then to tell the story.

Cheerio

A Fail-safe

If only I had one that works.

Currently contemplating to shut this damn thing down

Cheerio

A satirical piece

As I apathetically aligned my eye in position of the aperture, I saw something that wasn't pleasant-a horid visage.

So, it is about time I pick up the 'pen' again in this cyberspace after such a lengthy abeyance from the writer's world. Let me just start off with a topic of the day, ridicule.

Bards of medieval times ridiculed figures through songs and poetry long before the advent of the internet. Needless to say, it is only by human nature that we find pleasure in dissing someone for our own entertainment purposes. A victim then tenaciously cling on to what is left of his dignity only to end up in dismay feeling dampened.

However, there are two ways of which sardonicism can take place. Ever heard of self ridicule? Not really? Well that is almost certain because I made that up. Nevertheless, it is possible to scoff over something absurd committed by oneself. Don't you think so? We jeer in contempt over a mishap fully driven by grudge only to realise the matter was given to birth by our very own stupid actions. Finding it hard to gulp down the reality we resort from the conventional means of emotional therapy ranging from alcoholism to a wide array of weird ways of letting it off the system. Not forgetting self-ridicule within this context.

*bitter laughs*

The fact is, it works. Put it simply, belittling oneself and laughing over your own mistakes shines a light over something that you've not been accustomed to when it comes to, you. Little did you know you re-emerge with newfound dogmatism which leads to retribution. Whether or not for vegeance or just restoring your integrity. The decision is yours to make.

Enlightened? Puzzled? Don't understand what the doughnuts I'm penning about?

Well, excuse me then. It has been awhile since my parting with the philosophical me. I find it relatively hard compared to before to convey thoughts. Rest assured though that yours truly is not facing every writer's nightmare-a writer's block but just feeling disdainful.

A trivial matter though. Nothing to be concerned about.

Good day!

Cheerio

Gracias

POST REMOVED
due to constant elicitation of epic gayness.

Put it simple, corny.

Sometimes, lady luck is just a bitch

I freaking screwed my chance of doing well in my chemistry test this time.

Reason: I was lazy to use my data booklet and decided to borrow it from a friend.Apparently, his data booklet was missing a page which had information required to solve a question. Seriously, what the fuck man? Sometimes everything is just built for a disaster to occur.

Lesson1: Use your own things next time.

Lesson 2: Don't be stupid, don't be lazy, don't be dumb.

Subject content kind of heavy now. Add thereto obligations from TAYMUN equates to a very sad sad face.

*sends S.O.S messages to GOD*

Cheerio

Digging in the arsenal, pulling out all that I've got

It was late, but the time has come to get back to business.

Cheerio

Stupid blogger

Something happened to my blogger I can't seem to type a post well. FLICK this glitch man.

Cheerio

HELPMUNC 2010

Delegate of Lebanon is under pressure.

Delegate of Lebanon is doing some casual thinking.

=D

Cheerio

Happy Prances

Come to me

Come to me

Come to me

Wahahahahaha

Cheerio

Who am I?

It has been a crazy week! I have a pile of homework to attend to and have two upcoming tests. Well, I would say that this entire week had been an eye opener. Monday-Wednesday, I was with the likes of intellectually refined people for the JPA hospital attachment program. Friday-Sunday, I was exposed to a totally different scenario of speech and discussion along with verbally inclined people at Help Model United Nations Conference. This two events occupied my life for a week and almost drained every ounce of energy I had in my system. I am in desperate need to recuperate. Unfortunately, college starts tomorrow. Holy *beeps*


The ocean is just so deep and just when you thought you're almost at the bottom, you're actually nowhere near...

Blame it on the refraction of light.

Cheerio

Missed the bull's-eyes by a bit

I just realised that I didn't announce my results here.

I got straight A's

7A+ and 3A

=D

Cheerio

Good Heavens

I am now currently cramped up in a cyber cafe, robbed off all my privacy and just finished figuring out how to fill up some stupid application forms.

Ahhh, the bliss was short lived. It is back to square again.

I am experiencing a great commotion in my internal system to process, reason and coordinate emotions as well as feelings to the extent of feeling high the first minute and a hangover the next. Anxiety, depression, anticipation, bliss, you name it. A concoction of these slapping you on the face will give you twice the aftermath of weed. I feel like tearing open my chest. Either that or just turn into a misery gut.

THIS.IS.NOT.GOOD.

I do not even have the time to finish this god damn post because I do not want to spend more than 2 bucks in a cyber cafe tonight!

This is so pathethic. But when I get home, I shall smile =)

Cheerio

CAN AND WILL

When I say I can, I can.

When I say I will, I will.

For I CAN and I WILL

and nothing can stop me.

Cheerio

Help

How often do divine interventions happen?

I really need one to happen right now.

Cheerio

Of guns and roses, of love and war.

At this current rate, it is hard to not be smoking weed.

Cheerio

It's TIGER Wood's year. More luck for him?

The eye of the heavens rained its gleaming crimson red beams upon a plane of lush greenery. Amidst the foliage emerged a figure on all fours with a robust build-A tiger. Its sepulchral growl turned into a menacing roar. It shook the entire woods, merely announcing its arrival, its prime.

First and foremost, best wishes to all in the year of the metal tiger! May we all prosper in longevity and exorbitance. Not forgetting achieving the utmost in whatever we partake in.

So, Chinese New Year 2010 seemed to be a whole new experience altogether of which I'm certain will remain a vestige of time mainly because this time I experienced a change of phase in life. Basically it is partly because I'm shifting to a more mature mentality or to put it simple, turning legal.

This year, I learned to appreciate home cooked food a lot. Not forgetting the company of family and friends. It is after all true that absence makes the heart grow fonder conceding to the fact that I've been away from home for the past month. Ipoh, being a haven of food will never cease to satisfy your palate and no matter where I go, no matter how much I dread to remain in this country (at times). Ipoh will forever be my roots-never forgotten.

Time is pacing too fast that we are incapable of keeping track with it. Hence, it is highly advisable for us to occasionally just stop and stare. After all, people don't just say the best things in life are the little things that are left unnoticed for the sake of gibes. Life itself was never meant to be fathomed like a set of homogeneous equations. At the end of the day, we have to gulp down the fact that our demise is inevitable. But until that day comes, we shall continue to weave our threads in time and hope that it turns out to be something beautiful in the end before being tattered by time itself. It is called living with the irony of 'the fish eating the fish' concept.

So all in all, it was a nice break from college work and I'm glad to say that I've been mentally rejuvenated and ready to face all kinds of shit life throws at me once again.

Once more, Happy Year of the Tiger and may all's well ends well!


Cheerio

IPOH MALI

IPOH MALI IPOH IPOH MALI!!!!!

IPOH!!!! SAYA MARI!!!!!

Cheerio

Of cosmic consciousness and the law of attraction

I want to give up on this but I don't want to stop writing at the same time.

Mishaps, mishaps, mishaps.

There just wouldn't be enough.

Cheerio

WHAT IS THIS?!

FALLING
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STILL FALLING
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DIES




THE END


Cheerio

...POST REMOVED...

When things fail

I'm currently contemplating whether or not to blog for Taylors under the editorial board. This system is only introduced this year. So if I decide to, I'm probably done here.

P.S A levels is some crazy shit. Not for the faint hearted =.=

Cheerio

KL INSIDE OUT

I'm now currently setting foot on the soil of Subang. Today is the first day for a whole 18-month long term. Lady luck decided to play along with me this time around. Upon arriving at KL Central, I received FREE LUNCH from the taxi driver who was given a packet of rice from KTM as a form of reward for reasons I am uncertain of because he was a vegetarian. So, I get to save my lunch money. Good for me! During the ride, we-as in me and my high school mate, Sharmen which is currently the only acquaintance in Subang were chauffeured to our respective accommodation. On the way, the driver introduced us to a street full of prostitutes from Indonesia, India, China and most probably countries around Asia. He told us that it was not wrong to visit a brothel and you could do so if you wanted to provided you don't discriminate them because in his opinion, they apparently whore themselves to make ends meet. According to him, he had first hand experience with one who was four months pregnant. This is a dark city with various transactions of under the table money. Especially businesses related to human trafficking.

So upon reaching our destination, both of us decided to part ways to lodge our belongings into our rooms and meet up for lunch. When we met up, our dear Sharmen decided to have KFC for lunch. Apparently, he 'accidentally' spent almost all of his pocket money and had to put up with Koko crunch for a whole week before he gets access to cash. But still he was willing to keep up with lavish spendings without considering the fact that he might need to bear with hunger for at least 3 days! I kept telling him not to go to KFC but my rants went to no avail. He conveniently took out his phone and activated the GPS and went

"100 meters turn right"

"653 meters left"

"345 meters left"

And I was like,

"Your GPS not working"

"I want to eat already!"

"Let me take a seat somewhere and eat my free lunch"

But no, he was persistent in getting his bloody zinger burger. Lol

SOOOOOO, long story short, his phone was conned. I was there with him but fortunately I didn't lose anything and obtained experience. And now we have an interesting ice breaking story.

THE END.

I'm tired after spending a day at the police station!

P.S. Thieves who do not threaten you will only be put into the lockup for 1 day in Malaysia!

Cheerio