I call upon a detachment

I was wrong, a defibrillator was not what I needed

I had a concussion.

It's time to bid farewell to the internet.

Will be popping up when I need to

But for now, it IS goodbye!


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Stalking attempt #1

For the very first time in my life, I stalked someone =O

It was a failure though

=/

No equipment, nothing except for a pair of shades =.=

Target spotted.

I thought wrong =x

Going to work on that 50-year-old man.

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Missing memory

This is one missing part of my memory.

Apparently it was a plot to rape me.

Don't ask me what happened, everything went blank after that

LOL

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Owh my

Chinese dude: Singh, hump me on that ship.

Singh dude: Titanic style? Owh yeah baby! Let's do it!

Chinese dude: Make sure non of our classmates sees this.

Singh dude: Cut the crap, get up the ship!

SOMEONE SAW THIS HAPPENING

LOL

Man this picture reminds me about NigaHiga's titanic parody.

God knows how this picture ended up in my folder.

It was my class trip 2 or 3 years back.

PWNED!

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Schedule delayed

I guess Living Hell Part 1 won't be coming too soon,

This is well long and gone.

Got my haircut today, the sides are so bald now =/

Damn, just when it is getting into shape, I have to snip it all =//

On a worrying note, I've been having MULTIPLE weird dreams these days. I won't remember anything when I get up but it pops out later in the day.

For example, there was one dream where a bunch of my classmates were grouping together and giving exact measurements of their penes.

I RECALLED THIS WHEN I WAS HALF WAY DOING MATHS.

I PAUSED. YES, I PAUSED.

WTF.

I'm working on a side project which is to impersonate a 50-60 year old man and write about his life. It's kinda late so I guess I will start tomorrow. It will be in a separate blog.

If the writing is successful, I will be making videos.

Then maybe I will become the next youtube celebrity =O

This is rather unlikely though because I tend to be vehement yet lackadaisical.

It's saddening.

Owh wells

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When your gun points back at you

Remember the time when I said I hated assholes on the road,

I hate it more when I became the asshole.

There was a lizard on my windshield. I sprayed it and used the viper to deem it to oblivion lol

Lesson number 1: Don't play a fool while you're driving.

Lesson number 2: It's not proper to have divided attention during driving.

I got sworn, stared and chased.

Definitely not a good thing.

Damn, it's a reminder not to be an asshole on the road.

=/

Living Hell Part 1 coming up, right now I'm just too busy.

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Teaser

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