A Living Hell: Prologue

Camp was A FREAKING 4-DAY-LONG-LIVING-HELL!

Currently half dead looking like Judge Pao and hence this prologue.

We had a foreign officer from Taiping joining us this time and I have to say that I've certainly learned a lot from him.

A man whom I presume is in his thirties and was once very fit but lost shape. He was an ex-scout cum BB officer. Strict in uniform but friendly in casual.

Basically, he is an exceptionally seasoned backwoodsman and that's a whole new level of outdoor cooking for me. There was a campaign about HIV awareness in between he asked me what to do to not contract HIV. Well, certainly not visiting brothels in your local red light district was my answer. However according to him, it's usually safer visiting brothels. One night stands are the killer. Why? Simple, you get into a brothel, you are certain and sure of your aims which is in contrast to one night stands cause you'll probably get too high to realise. "Enjoy first, suffer later" But I have to say I disagree with his stand about pornography becoming a replacement for prostitute services.

He loves to imply that I'm a girl magnet to the extent of saying that I look like his japanese friend's boyfriend yet he calls me an innocent kiddo LOL. That japanese guy must be his rival. He is the last bachelor among his friends and he is after a girl from his church for 8 years though. So it's time, we'll support you from Ipoh.

To be continued

P.S I have dark hazel/light brown eyes. I don't wear colour contacts =________=

Cheerio☻☺

An apology just ain't enough

When you're stuck in deep shit, the world just goes spinning around.

Damn it, let's skip that.

Today was pretty much a disaster.

Nuff' said.

Sleepless nights await.

Will be back on Sunday.

Adieu.

Cheerio☻☺

Man, you suck.

Whoa, today was a driving marathon.

There are seriously a lot of assholes on the road. But today 'they' sort of behaved themselves so there's no need to rant about it =Þ

Drop me at that coffee shop there.

It's only less than 100m from here, you can walk there.

A friend of mine wanted me to give him a ride when there were clearly no appropriate places for me to drop him off within the vicinity. So I dropped him at a place where he needed to walk, cross the road and walk again.

I WAS SPEECHLESS.

Anyone up for activities in Ipoh Swimming Club, I can't be spending every evening there alone. Well I could and seeing the way it is, I will be.

I want to learn snooker, I haven't touched badminton for a long time but if someone is tagging along, why not? Squash is kind of out of the question.

We can also fine tune our boobs *ahem* CHEST in the gym lol. Killer abs in 1 and a half weeks?

No members? No time? C'mon =.=

HEY if nothing suits you, I suggest sight seeing by the pool. Not everyday is a good catch though. (but I rather not have your company like this)

Speaking of which, I got ditched indirectly by my mates today. Disappointing =/

Anyway, going to the jungle tomorrow to chop bamboo with 4 manpower. Shop for food and cook backwood style. Troublesome but hey there's food, no complaints.


When I'm back from camp I want to go on a food hunt.
Keep your suggestions coming in.
You know how to get me.

AND I STILL CAN'T WORK THE JUDITH THINGY OUT.
CURSE YOU BOON HOOI!!

Cheerio☻☺

River flows upstream. Lol

RIVER FLOWS IN YOUUUUUUUUU

How come Yiruma gets to have a Miss Korea as his wife?

Kwon Sang Woo and Yiruma are related. Okayyyy

AND

HOW MANY JUDITHS ARE THERE IN THIS WORLD?

SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE

This makes no sense

=.=

Cheerio☻☺

Random shots and stares

When crossed sights lead to a tenacious bond.

You just wished it lasted a second longer.

But then, a second is better than nothing.

Cheers!

THIS IS A KINDERGARTEN TABLE WITH WORDS WRITTEN IN THREE LANGUAGES ON IT.

THIS ONE SAYS LEMBU

lol.

Cheerio☻☺

Light

Agoraphobia once brought a lad to his knees but it was not long before the dormant knight in him surfaced.

It was one long and tough journey for the knight. Alongside him, countless masquerades of people in parade were unmasked with a frequency of 50Hz, leaving only the scent of Sultan Brunei

It was where the pilot and the wingman made a grandeur entrance.

You're one step closer to the beach before 30,

Allen Light...

Rest assured that your legacy will be continued.

That's a promise.

Safe journey ahead!

Cheerio☻☺

Booty licking wholesomeness

After 3 weeks of sleepless nights and uncountable worries I am still standing.

My mids are screwed big time though

I am seriously troubled. Something needs to be done NOW for it is either I drop or it drops!


On a lighter note, there are some whacked up things to do during the holidays.

-Korean barbecue which i don't know why the hell am I involved.
-Bamboo chopping
-Backwood cooking
-Going to the morning market
-Camping
-DRIVE OUT AND MAKAN 24/7 (who wants to join me, just give me a call)

P.S Your safety and well being will be at your own risk.

Here's a teaser,


According to my officer, there used to be a bamboo jungle here once upon a time ago but it was blasted off and a railway track was constructed on it

No bamboo, no cooking.

Good thing there's still a huge jungle of bamboo about 500 metres down the track into the wilderness.

The average bamboo shoot height is roughly 20 feet and it has to be cut into segments meticulously to avoid cracking and damaging the bamboo. The best thing is we don't have a transport to load the bamboo and only have 4 men power.

H.O.H.O

Cheerio☻☺