Shoot me at the head

And end the misery

I went for the educational fair in Syuen Hotel today it was meant for the post SPM students and STPM students but I went there to have a look. I already knew what type of further studies were offered BUT the only mind shattering obstacle now is to DECIDE.

I still don't know, it's hard to make a decision. Everything is miserable.

PLEASE LET ME SEE THE LIGHT, I DON'T CARE IN WHAT FORM OR MEDIUM IS IT PRESENTED TO ME. I JUST NEED TO SEE THE LIGHT

I don't mind if the message comes to me in the form of an angel from the heavens

P.S Please do support Earth Hour. Enough said

Cheerio☻☺

I drove to KL

No, I didn't drive to KL, I just drove for 3 hours straight =Þ

Arrived at the driving centre late cause those people were late in the first place when I was early. So it was pay back lol. I was given an instructor by the name of Encik Zabidin, he is around his 50's, wears shades to look cool lol and happens to be kinda boring too =/ He was also reluctant to tell me his name in the first place and asked me to refer to his card when I was driving. His fart had a distinctive smell also AHAHAHA. But I like the way he says signal

Kasi sig-i-nal

Before that, there was a series of procedure of checking parts of the car before driving commenced. I was moving 10 km/h -_______- After 10 minutes only he allowed me to move at 20 km/h -_________-
Kinda frustrating, the road was so long yet I was moving so slow. Minus the part where my engine died a few times, everything was fine except for the temperature in that mini inferno kancil hell, it felt like an incinerator. The slope is a 60/40 success-fail rate for now, hey it was just my first try so no problem.

I'd love to make the kancil go like a horse where it jumps up when you release the clutch very fast, but that's just a thought for I would fail if I were to do that lol

Owh and I forgot to mention the part where I pretended not to know that Zabidin farted and turned to the side window to gasp for air and my steering wheel swayed. Dangerous shit lol

Cheerio☻☺

Letting off some steam

I went for a photo shot today for license size and passport size photos and my mum kept asking me to smile. I've never seen anyone smiling in their passport or license photo before and I was questioning whether it was possible and that guy said

CAN! CAN! Can smile how much you like (even if you look like a maniac with an obtuse angle curvy smile on your face)

So I gave a very lame ass unnatural smile, I wouldn't even call it a smile, I just merely exposed my teeth =.=

Turns out in Malaysia, you can take smiley pictures, not sure about emo pictures though, serious faces are only required overseas. Wtf

There you go lol

Then I went off to meet up with my friends. They were busy playing counter strike in the cyber cafe and I was sick of cs already. Besides, I've not been gaming since school reopened so I accompanied 2 others to buy a guitar at Nang Fong.

Best thing was, my friend was able to give a tutorial on how to play a guitar in a shopping mall. Cool huh? After a brief moment of explaining the basics to start playing the guitar, we watched Dragonball. An analogy for this show would be asking a cina apek to act as batman or superman. Besides the hot actresses in the movie, everything was lame and guess what? Everyone thought the movie was over when they started to show the credits but no, it wasn't over and half of the people in the cinema left. Awesome lol.

P.S LEFT 4 DEAD IS FREAKING AWESOME!




Cheerio☻☺

Frequency high=higher pitch lol

Expect quality updates the following week.

Right now I'm burnt, rosy red patches on my face. It looks nice but it stings lol.

Before I leave, here's a quote from 1 of my sam tet friend

If it's nice to see, nice to smell, you're free to EAT it.

Interpret as you wish, I'm not going to elaborate.

Cheerio☻☺

There was no roller coaster ride

A lot of things happened.

There were no roller coaster rides of emotions for STPM AND SPM

STPM students from ACS performed extremely well, everybody was smiling only

SPM on the other hand was kinda tensed up for the first class only though. Nevertheless, 5 managed to get straight A1's and a few others getting straight A's. Most of my seniors got good results, 2 of them even got straight A1's. One of which used to tell me

A male student has 3 treasures

1. Studies
2. Relationships
3. Games

You can only choose 2 of them in order to achieve a balanced plateau
(I've refined his teachings in this textual form, this wasn't the original wordings)

Exams were fine, I always screw my chances of getting 100 for mod maths and add maths due to careless mistakes. Damn I hate it, so close?

The heat is on, many received the aftermath of the announcement of SPM results. There is a tensed atmosphere now.

Wow in a blinking of an eye it's already March, blink a few more times and it's SPM!

Brother, I blinked a few million times already, it's an illusion! Chill! Chill! (Clearly tensed up as well)


It's sure nice living the life of a student, I mean it.

Cheeri0☻☺

Give me a B. Are you NUTS?

Remember the time I said my calculator was stolen, well I used this before getting a new one

Don't ask me what that black patch is, it's been like that since my bro brought it back from Aussie or since he left. Not sure

P.s I can't read japanese, I don't know what's written on the stickers

This calculator is VERY faulty, you can only see a quarter of the number you press and you'll get that mini u shape for numbers 0,3,5,6 and 8 which means I had to memorise the numbers I pressed and was unable to refer back. However, the most irritating thing was that I can only view answers in 4 significant numbers. This problem was dealt with by fixing my answers to 3 decimal places but I couldn't see anything bigger than 9999 without turning them to standard form which was pretty much useless if I did too =/ Nevertheless, I did survive lol

A few moments ago I finished an IQ test, well I've done a lot before but I've never finished one cause I was too lazy and the questions were irritating. My score was 125, average I guess (Phai wanna try? *winks*)

I'm still not used to people calling me monitor, please call me by my name if I'm needed cause it takes time for that word to sink in my head before I go "Owh!"

On a worrying note, my seating position which is directly under the LCD projector box suspended from the ceiling is extremely dangerous for the birds are building their fortress in that damned thing and I'm prone to droppings. The other day I found at least 8 patches of milky shit on my table, chair and floor and later that day I was attacked by a bird, it pecked me on the neck before fleeing. It's a bloody hit and run, this means war. Lol

That's enough for today, till the exams are over

Cheerio☻☺

The M theme

The monitor in my class was sacked and they had a by-election. They set me up to be the new monitor and I don't know what in heaven's name will happen next. I recalled being the monitor once in standard 1, but the only thing I remembered was chalking down student's name on the blackboard =O. So it's my first and last year in school as a monitor. They call me The Man or Boss but I just feel I'm The Sucker. Lol

I'm one step closer to getting my license, I can already sniff it coming =O

Anyone wants to fly kites?

Cheerio☻☺